Bish has a slight problem

bishbaby: aaah i really want to wear cute hairstyles and clothes but i'm too boner
bishbaby: is what i read
Tama(les): Bish you misread everything as boner
Izzy: wH at
bishbaby: i do
bishbaby: i do it's really upsetting omg
bishbaby: it's AFFECTING MY LIFE NOW
bishbaby: EVERYTHING IS BONER
Tama(les): Do I smell a fixation
Izzy: so boner
Isyn't: boner
Tama(les): boner?
bishbaby: help i'm haaving to reread what you guys say all the time to make sure it GENUINELY SAYS BONER
Tama(les): bish none of the above says boner
Tama(les): i think you have a problem
Isyn't: yeah we
Isyn't: haven't been saying boner
Isyn't: we've been saying boner
Tama(les): yeah i was just asking Iz and Isy about boner
Tama(les): totally unrelated
bishbaby: no omg
bishbaby: i'm really
bishbaby: really confused now help omg
Tama(les): by boners?
Isyn't: or by boners?
Izzy: hhhhhhahah
bishbaby: omg
bishbaby: i don't
bishbaby: aaaaa
rikka the penguin: good night boners
bishbaby: my brain's gonna
Tama(les): good night boner <3
Isyn't: night Rikka <3
bishbaby: night rikka!
bishbaby: i'm so confused help i'm
bishbaby: reading boners everywhere
Izzy: night rikka
bishbaby: i don't know if they're REAL
Tama(les): that was the plan
Isyn't: boners
Tama(les): to give you a boner
Izzy: to give u
Izzy: a boner
Isyn't: TO damn it
bishbaby: WHERE ARE THE REAL BONERS

teenmomlalonde:

[12/4/12 6:23:23 PM] Tama(les): i can’t deny izzy anything

[12/4/12 6:23:25 PM] pearlgirl710: nope

[12/4/12 6:23:28 PM] pearlgirl710: that girl is

[12/4/12 6:23:36 PM] pearlgirl710: irrrrrisistable

[12/4/12 6:23:43 PM] Tama(les): im basically in love with izzy ok

[12/4/12 6:23:49 PM] Tama(les): platonic friendlove

[12/4/12 6:23:56 PM] saint oprah: izzy is amazing

[12/4/12 6:24:14 PM] saint oprah: i am plahomo for her

[12/4/12 6:24:19 PM] saint oprah: platonic homo

[12/4/12 6:24:21 PM] pearlgirl710: what a cutie

[12/4/12 6:25:24 PM] Tama(les): I hope she finds this log

[12/4/12 6:25:33 PM] Tama(les): and dissolves into blushes

desperadongtodger:

[12/4/12 7:14:22 PM] Tama(les): I will get that fountain

[12/4/12 7:14:29 PM] Tama(les): if it’s the last thing I do

[12/4/12 7:14:40 PM] mandareene: And

[12/4/12 7:14:48 PM] saint oprah: and then frolick in it?

[12/4/12 7:14:52 PM] mandareene: you’ll have to dress it up on special occasions

[12/4/12 7:14:52 PM] mandareene: like

[12/4/12 7:14:53 PM] Tama(les): Yes

[12/4/12 7:14:55 PM] mandareene: tinsel it

[12/4/12 7:15:01 PM] saint oprah: omg

[12/4/12 7:15:05 PM] saint oprah: christmas lights

[12/4/12 7:15:09 PM] mandareene: yessss

[12/4/12 7:15:15 PM] Tama(les): Frolicking around in troll jizz

[12/4/12 7:15:27 PM] saint oprah: yes

[12/4/12 7:15:35 PM] Tama(les): what if i put red food colouring in the spring for karkat’s bulge

[12/4/12 7:15:44 PM] mandareene: OMFG

[12/4/12 7:15:45 PM] saint oprah: easter egg hunt for easter

[12/4/12 7:16:18 PM] mandareene: and like dry ice in the water for halloween

[12/4/12 7:16:49 PM] Tama(les): spooky troll jizz, yes

[12/4/12 7:16:50 PM] Tama(les): good

[12/4/12 7:17:06 PM] mandareene: this is perfect

[12/4/12 7:17:16 PM] mandareene: A DICK FOUNTAIN FOR ALL OCCASIONS

[12/4/12 7:17:33 PM] Tama(les): MY MOST INGENIOUS CREATION

[12/4/12 7:17:45 PM] pearlgirl710: when did this turn into a musical

[12/4/12 7:18:03 PM] Tama(les): what

[12/4/12 7:18:18 PM] mandareene: theres music to this

[12/4/12 7:18:24 PM] mandareene: OMG TAMA IT MUST HAVE SPEAKERS

[12/4/12 7:18:28 PM] Tama(les): ye

[12/4/12 7:18:35 PM] pearlgirl710: ” a dick fountain for all occasions”

“my most ingenious creation”

[12/4/12 7:18:39 PM] mandareene: SO YOU CAN HAVE APPROPRIATE MUSICKS PLAYING

[12/4/12 7:18:43 PM] pearlgirl710: YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG THERE

[12/4/12 7:18:50 PM] Tama(les): im

[12/4/12 7:18:51 PM] saint oprah: omg

[12/4/12 7:18:53 PM] Tama(les): didn’t even notice

[12/4/12 7:18:54 PM] pearlgirl710: JKA: The Musical

[12/4/12 7:18:58 PM] mandareene: yes

[12/4/12 7:19:01 PM] Tama(les): fuck i’m so disney

[12/4/12 7:19:10 PM] pearlgirl710: someone post this chat online

high resolution →

pootles:

remember when i used to draw so much john/karkat that people would get mad at me

Izzy’s Drunk Johnkat

teenmomlalonde:

Izzy: okay

dos gj john and karkat

love each other very much

but they both no homo because they scared

of being rejected

so staay friends yeiys

and ahen

they have a sleepiver and wathc no homo movies and cdudle but they wceca each have tey’re own blanekts to it’s not weird okay

and then john spoilles his drin k on his blanket

and it like karkat u butt i’m cold now shar e with me

and after some ternder bullying they share blanket

and watch film

an

okay somehow

jonh end sup sitting in karkats lap

oplts are hard okay

don’t judge

and then there’s like a kiss on thei screen

and john is lie k omg ho w funny would i t be if we had like a fake movei kiss moments

ad karkat is heplessyl in love with that dumb butt so he’ slike cool bro

and then they get real vlose

and suddenly wow oakt this is sort of serious

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johnkatcarebearboyfriends:

That’s it my work here is done I have made my mark upon the senpais and now you are all Care Bears.

I am

so happy right now.

Why did I only discover how to show the group avatar now? xD

fic reference

consultingCat: how to non con:
u wanna put it in the butt
they don't want it in the butt
HAPEN

by cG

celebrating 2 months of jkanon

orangelemonart:

Get back to work

somebody should be the kismesisstuck john on the members page :D

pyropesprite:

kankri and karkat in front of their favorite store